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Latest post Sun, Jan 8 2006 1:42 PM by Anonymous. 14 replies.
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Sun, 10 Apr 05 10:56 AM
hi every one,
hope you enjoy reading
Why are movie stars so cool?
Because they have many fans!
Why did the boxer wear gloves to bed?
Because he wanted to hit the sack!
Why did the window see the doctor?
It was having window panes!
Why was the fisherman mad at the computer?
Because he wasn't getting any bytes!
What is a boxers favorite part of a joke?
The punch line.
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Sue!
How is an engaged woman like a telephone?
They both have rings!
What is a pirate's favorite country?
Arrrrrrrgentina!
What kind of garden does a baker have?
A flour garden!
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akela
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Sun, 10 Apr 05 12:58 PM
HAHAHAHA.
Very good.
This type is my favourite.
Only the last but one flew over my head :
What is a pirate's favorite country?
Arrrrrrrgentina!
Can anyone help me catch it.
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friend for ever,
4 yr 225 days ago
hiiiiiiiii akela,
How are u? so u like this kind of joks.take care
bye
see u soon
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akela
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Wed, 13 Apr 05 07:41 PM
Hi Friend for ever,
Still waiting for what 'Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrgentina' meant in your joke.
How are you?
Bye for now
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Miche,
4 yr 218 days ago
I guess it's a PARROT'S favourite country...
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abbie1948
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Mon, 18 Apr 05 04:25 PM
I think it's because pirates are always supposed to say "hahaaaaaaaaar!" I think it refers to "Kidnapped" where the pirate is alleged to say "HaHaaaaaaaaaar, Jim lad!"
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Hope that helps. Abbie
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freakooo,
4 yr 212 days ago
Hahahahaha..
cool jokes thanx ![Smile [:)]](/emoticons/emotion-1.gif)
vinodram,
4 yr 211 days ago
your jokes are soo cool !!! Friend for ever
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