Joyeux Jour de la Bastille to all our francophone and francophile members!
I love Tom Lehrer's tribute (sung roughly to the tune of the Marseillaise):
"Louis the sixteenth was the king of France in 1789.
He was worse than Louis the fifteenth;
He was worse than Louis the fourteenth;
He was worse than Louis the thirteenth.
He was the worst -- since Louis the first."