[title]Family quotes[/title] [description]Welcome to our family quotes section! Here you'll find some of the funniest (and wisest) quotes on the subject of family life![/description]
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Latest post Sun, Dec 16 2007 1:49 PM by Kooyeen. 7 replies.
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Intelligent Freak  +  446866 Tue, 27 Nov 07 12:08 PM

He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot.
- - - Groucho Marx

He loves nature in spite of what it did to him.
- - - Forrest Tucker

He never said a foolish thing nor never did a wise one.
- - - Earl of Rochester

His mind is so open - so open that ideas simply pass through it.
- - - F. H. Bradley

Stay with me; I want to be alone.
- - - Joey Adams

If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead already?
- - - Cynthia Heimel

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God sometimes allows us to feel pain in order for us to appreciate the mere comfort of just being ok.
Floxflow, 1 yr 364 days ago
hahaha, i never considered Marx as a person with humor, but i definitely like this oneStick out tongue [:P]
Grammar Geek  +  446930 Tue, 27 Nov 07 01:55 PM

Floxflow - Groucho Marx is one of the funniest people ever! Are you perhaps thinking of Karl Marx? They are quite different!!

http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Groucho_Marx

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Barbara, who answers in American English. My housekeeping skills attest to the truth of the second law of thermodynamics: Left to themselves, things get more and more random!
Floxflow  +  446995 Tue, 27 Nov 07 04:08 PM

haha good idea for next time: also look at the front name of the person. I just read Marx and thought about Karl Marx, i didn't even look furtherStick out tongue [:P]. i've never heard of groucho before..

Intelligent Freak  +  447331 Wed, 28 Nov 07 09:56 AM

Flox, Gramar Geek is right... I agree with her 100%!!!

And here's more...

It is by the goodness of God that in our country we have those three unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech, freedom of conscience, and the prudence to never practice either of them.
- - - Mark Twain (about America)

Britain is the only country in the world where the food is more dangerous than the sex.
- - - Jackie Mason

He had a winning smile, but everything else was a loser.
- - - George C. Scott

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.
- - - Groucho Marx

A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's. She changes it more often.
- - - Oliver Herford

The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is.
- - - Helen Rowland

Behind every great man, there is a surprised woman.
- - - Maryon Pearson

Yelei_1981  +  450566 Fri, 07 Dec 07 03:48 AM
any more?
and I don't get this
'Behind every great man, there is a surprised woman', what does it mean? The woman don't think that the great man can be something?
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Man is the Head of the family - Woman is its neck - she turns the head wherever she likes!
Kooyeen  +  453710 Sun, 16 Dec 07 01:49 PM
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception. <---- LOL! Stick out tongue [:P]
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