Flox, Gramar Geek is right... I agree with her 100%!!!
And here's more...
It is by the goodness of God that in our country we have those three unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech, freedom of conscience, and the prudence to never practice either of them.
- - - Mark Twain (about America)
Britain is the only country in the world where the food is more dangerous than the sex.
- - - Jackie Mason
He had a winning smile, but everything else was a loser.
- - - George C. Scott
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.
- - - Groucho Marx
A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's. She changes it more often.
- - - Oliver Herford
The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is.
- - - Helen Rowland
Behind every great man, there is a surprised woman.
- - - Maryon Pearson