let's share Jokes in here....

LOL, Letti!

Welcome to the EF! I hope you have a great time here!

Cheers,

 - Joy

Hey LETTI welcome to the Fun World !!!

Both of your jokes are really good but I liked the earlier one, it's too much hillarious.

Here's another :

Thoughts on marriage by unidentified married man:

• You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead.
• At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, “Aren’t you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?” “Yes, I am. I married a wrong man.”
• A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds: “Husband Wanted”. Next day she received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: “You can take mine.”
• When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.
• A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished.
• A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?” Father replied, “I don’t know, son, I’m still paying.”
• A young son asked, “Is it true, Dad that in some parts of Africa a man doesn’t know his wife until he marries her?” Dad replied, “That happens in every country, son”.
• Then there was a woman who said, “I never knew what real happiness was until I got married, and by then, it was too late.”
• Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
• If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say – talk in your sleep.
• Just think, if it wasn’t for marriage, men would to through life thinking they had no faults at all.
• First guy says, “My wife’s an angel!” Second guy remarks, “You’re lucky. Mine’s still alive.”

Letti wrote:

The first one is my favourite, as well. That's the first and the only one!

hi there,

thanks.

well why didn't you posted any jokes ???

and hey you all the guys , come on post the jokes in here and let's have a great fun together.

cheers