[title]Family quotes[/title] [description]Welcome to our family quotes section! Here you'll find some of the funniest (and wisest) quotes on the subject of family life![/description]
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Latest post Sat, Jun 16 2007 5:58 AM by YamelaineGarcia. 2 replies.
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Osee  +  376035 Wed, 06 Jun 07 09:40 PM
Let's Talk
 
A guy was seated next to a 10-year-old girl on an airplane. Being bored, he turned to the girl and said, "Let's talk. I''ve heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

The girl, who was reading a book, closed it slowly and said to the guy, "What would you like to talk about?"

Oh, I don't know," said the guy. "How about nuclear power?"

"OK," she said. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow and a deer all eat the same stuff... grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"(Q: what's this sentence mean?)

The guy thought about it and said, "Hmmm, I have no idea."

To which the girl replied, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don''t know ssshhhiiiittt?"
 
 
 
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Lucky6  +  379382 Thu, 14 Jun 07 08:23 AM
Why do you suppose that is?

Means: What are your thoughts about this? It's a request to discuss this alternate  topic.

A very funny joke.




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Not the same old boring English
YamelaineGarcia, 2 yr 164 days ago
Why do you think is like that?
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