Clark: I want you to write a story about me.
Lois: No offense, but I've long since graduated from the
"lonely seeking lonely" or classifieds. She restrains from lonely people and similar stuff?
Clark: It's a pretty interesting one. I didn't forget to pick
you up at the airport, Lois. The reason i wasn't there is because i was protecting people.
I'm the red-blue blur. (A superhero)
Lois: That's the best you can do? Is that the best you came up with?
Clark: That thing that saved
you from the speeding car, that was me.
Lois: Clark, next time you liquid-lunch, Eat something spoiled?
take the rest of the day off.