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Justafriend_786  #341068  Mon, 19 Mar 07 11:36 PM
salam alaikum





Love VS Marriage*





Love is holding hands in the street.
Marriage is holding arguments in the street.

Love is dinner for 2 in your favorite restaurant.

Marriage is a fast food take-out.

Love is cuddling on a sofa.

Marriage is deciding on a sofa
Love is talking about having children.
Marriage is talking about getting away
from children.

Love is going to bed early.

Marriage is going to sleep early.


Love is a romantic drive.

Marriage is a tarmac drive.


Love is losing your appetite.
Marriage is losing your figure.

Love is sweet nothing in the ear.

Marriage is sweet nothing in the bank.

Love is a flickering flame.
Marriage is a flickering television.

Love is 1 drink and 2 straws.

Marriage is "Don't you think you've had enough!".

In short love is Blind...

AND

Marriage is an eye opener!!!!!


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Fleder_m@u_S  #341123  Tue, 20 Mar 07 03:32 AM
Hi, Justafriend
If love and mariage are "fighting" for real, how come they go along with each other. Should we take both in life, or choose one and leave the other? Big Smile [:D]
  
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Justafriend_786  #341299  Tue, 20 Mar 07 12:37 PM

salam alaikum

hehehe thats the problem  even i dont know hahahahahaha

thank you Fleder_m@u_S  for you lovely reply

and for passing by

and allah bless you
  
Passionate_freak  #343083  Sun, 25 Mar 07 06:07 AM

Well, love in its true sense  is nothing but sharing & giving and marriage is a condition U become paralyzed, and wondering if the partner really loves U.

Love can happen anytime anywhere at any age even out of the marriage, but what U gotta do is stick to the marriiage and try to fetch out the true love into it. It needs the divine favor and we need to seek it.

First we need to find the essence of love into. Exactly for this we need the divine help. And we can sought out help in the Tantra to build unconditional love into us.

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and i liked Ur humor
  
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Justafriend_786  #343288  Sun, 25 Mar 07 04:16 PM

salam alaikum

wooooooooow thank you Passionate_freak  for your advice i liked it

and welcome Passionate_freak  and thank you for your lovely reply

and thank you for passing by my topic

and allah bless you all the happyness
  
Prez1dent  #343596  Mon, 26 Mar 07 10:42 AM
Oh people.
I think that marriage was invented by Devil)))
  
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Sweetcathy  #344500  Wed, 28 Mar 07 11:21 AM
My friend told me that love is the matter of two people, but marriage is the matter of two families
  
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Satyaprakash  #344946  Thu, 29 Mar 07 02:17 PM

He says absolutely correct,

so please think enough before marry.
  
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The_legend  #346784  Tue, 03 Apr 07 02:33 PM
alai kum selam
  
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