[title]Family quotes[/title] [description]Welcome to our family quotes section! Here you'll find some of the funniest (and wisest) quotes on the subject of family life![/description]
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Latest post Sat, Dec 15 2007 8:16 AM by Dew 2007. 2 replies.
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Intelligent Freak  +  452698 Thu, 13 Dec 07 09:40 AM

BOY: I know we are also matter we can't occupy the same space at the same time. That's why I am leaving.
GIRL: I wonder why we are like parallel lines, why can't we meet at the same point?
BOY: It's because your verbs and actions are not correct that's why all of the subjects are affected.
GIRL: Fine! I quit, you've reached my boiling point. And now my heart is getting to its freezing point!


 

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God sometimes allows us to feel pain in order for us to appreciate the mere comfort of just being ok.
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Intelligent Freak  +  452700 Thu, 13 Dec 07 09:45 AM
WIFE: honey, am I pretty or ugly?
HUSBAND: uhm.. both..
WIFE: What do you mean both???
HUSBAND:  What I mean is you're pretty ugly.
Dew 2007, 1 yr 346 days ago
Two friends talking^
_ Does your wife miss you much?
- No, she throws too straight for a woman.
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