Marital Woes

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Justafriend_786  #341058  Mon, 19 Mar 07 11:23 PM

hi everyone

 

 

im a new member and this is my first topic

 

 

i hope all of you like it

 

 



Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.

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Man:
Is there any way for long life?

Dr: Get married.

Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.

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Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?

It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!

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Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?

Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

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It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged.

It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered

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If u r married please ignore this MSG,

For everyone else: Happy Independence Day

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Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say.

After marriage, he'll fall asleep before you finish.

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There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage

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Galfriends r like
chocolates,
Taste gud anytime.

Lovers r like
PIZZAS
, Hot n spicy, eaten frequently.
Wife r like Dal
RICE
, eaten when there`s no choice

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Man receives telegram: Wife deadshould be buried or cremated?

Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.

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Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of Women'?

Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.

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Q:
Why dogs don't marry?


A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!

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There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so much that he would go through hell for her. They got married and now he is going thru hell.

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Fact of life: One woman brings you into this world crying & the other ensures you continue to do so for the rest of your life!

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Q:
Why doesn't law permit a man to marry a second woman?


A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence!



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Fleder_m@u_S  #341120  Tue, 20 Mar 07 03:19 AM
Wellcome to the Englishforums, Justafriend.
Thank you for the jokes, they're kinda funny. Smile [:)]

  
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Justafriend_786  #341301  Tue, 20 Mar 07 12:40 PM

salam alaikum

hi and welcome miss  Fleder_m@u_S

thank you miss Fleder_m@u_S  you your great reply

and for passing by my topic

and allah bless you


  
Fleder_m@u_S  #341323  Tue, 20 Mar 07 01:56 PM
 Justafriend_786 wrote:

thank you miss Fleder_m@u_S  you for your great reply



Hi Justafriend,
Please let me correct your little typo.
Gook luck to you in your english studying.
God bless you. Smile [:)]

Fleder.
  
Justafriend_786  #341421  Tue, 20 Mar 07 08:09 PM

thank you

i forgot to adit it

but thank you miss Fleder_m@u_S

  
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