Married life is very frustrating - just a joke!

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Matress  #209540  Sat, 25 Mar 06 06:03 PM

Married life is very frustrating

In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.

In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.

In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.

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I say:

Listen to me women!! - if  the things continue like in the first year, the marriage would be a succecss, but they (women of course) start to speak, speak and speak, then no man support that.  

Smile [:)] don't forget! It's just a joke!  hehehe!!

  
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Nyla  #210172  Tue, 28 Mar 06 12:56 AM
Mmh..I think that if things continue like the first year,probably the woman would find another lover..or an expensive hobby.. Big Smile [:D]Big Smile [:D]
  
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Jhumjhum  #210258  Tue, 28 Mar 06 07:32 AM
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Matress  #210915  Thu, 30 Mar 06 05:52 AM

 Nyla wrote:
Mmh..I think that if things continue like the first year,probably the woman would find another lover..or an expensive hobby.. Big Smile [:D]Big Smile [:D]

I really don't think so!!

  
Nyla  #211013  Thu, 30 Mar 06 11:48 AM
 Matress wrote:

 Nyla wrote:
Mmh..I think that if things continue like the first year,probably the woman would find another lover..or an expensive hobby.. Big Smile [:D]Big Smile [:D]

I really don't think so!!

Do you want to bet?!.. Stick out tongue [:P]
  
Matress  #213676  Sun, 09 Apr 06 12:36 AM
 Nyla wrote:
 Matress wrote:

 Nyla wrote:
Mmh..I think that if things continue like the first year,probably the woman would find another lover..or an expensive hobby.. Big Smile [:D]Big Smile [:D]

I really don't think so!!

Do you want to bet?!.. Stick out tongue [:P]

Listen is gold, speak is silver!!

  
Nyla  #213770  Sun, 09 Apr 06 12:41 PM
 Matress wrote:
 Nyla wrote:
 Matress wrote:

 Nyla wrote:
Mmh..I think that if things continue like the first year,probably the woman would find another lover..or an expensive hobby.. Big Smile [:D]Big Smile [:D]

I really don't think so!!

Do you want to bet?!.. Stick out tongue [:P]

Listen is gold, speak is silver!!

And is to gesture bronze?!..
  
Matress  #218519  Fri, 21 Apr 06 08:09 PM
 Nyla wrote:
 Matress wrote:
 Nyla wrote:
 Matress wrote:

 Nyla wrote:
Mmh..I think that if things continue like the first year,probably the woman would find another lover..or an expensive hobby.. Big Smile [:D]Big Smile [:D]

I really don't think so!!

Do you want to bet?!.. Stick out tongue [:P]

Listen is gold, speak is silver!!

And is to gesture bronze?!..

How about slap??

  
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