Monkey Shakespeare Simulator updated

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Donna Richoux:
Turns out the Monkey Shakespeare Simulator had an excuse for not updating the winning records since August:
http://user.tninet.se/~ecf599g/aardasnails/java/Monkey/webpages/index.ht ml
Notice: This page has now finally been updated after a 10 week break due to fire damage to our internet connection!
The current record is:
10 letters from "Henry 4th, Part 1" after 1,397,990,000monkey-years. Sent in by acidtest of Paris, France on 17 Oct 2003.

"King. So sv :T5nFUh1f)o'!T)SI-Eu?SY(EHRzV..."
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"King. So shaken as we are, so wan with care, Find we a time for frighted peace to pant And breathe short-winded accents of new broils"
I don't know why, but I'm keeping mine at it I've got 1.13 billion monkeys, now, and I once got 9 characters.

Donna "no profit in this monkey business" Richoux
Jerry Friedman:
Turns out the Monkey Shakespeare Simulator had an excuse for not updating the winning records since August: http://user.tninet.se/~ecf599g/aardasnails/java/Monkey/webpages/index.ht ml Notice: This page has now finally been updated after a 10 week break due to fire damage to our internet connection!..."

A likely story! But so much for my nine letters.

Jerry Friedman
Murray Arnow:
Turns out the Monkey Shakespeare Simulator had an excuse for not updating the winning records since August: http://user.tninet.se/~ecf599g/aardasnails/java/Monkey/webpages/index.ht ml Notice: ... why, but I'm keeping mine at it I've got 1.13 billion monkeys, now, and I once got 9 characters."

Donna, did you cc Bob Newhart?
Richard Maurer:
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For those of us watching from a safe distance:
Have you accumulated 1.13 simulated monkey-years of effort, or do you actually get more monkeys as you go along? (And how many characters does a simulated monkey type in a year, amongst all the other things they do?)
Richard Maurer To reply, remove half
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Donna Richoux:
<< (Donna Richoux) Turns out the Monkey Shakespeare Simulator had an excuse for not updating the winning records since August: ml"

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For those of us watching from a safe distance: Have you accumulated 1.13 simulated monkey-years of effort, or do you ... along? (And how many characters does a simulated monkey type in a year, amongst all the other things they do?)"

Richard, it's safe to go look at the site they won't bite. I think you'll find the answers although you'll probably have to multiply out the last one.

Donna "keeper of 6 billion today" Richoux
Brian Huntley:
Monkeys in the funny pages:
http://comics.com/comics/frazz/archive/frazz-20031123.html

- Brian "SCM Canadian Bilingual Keyboard Portable" Huntley
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