[title]Family quotes[/title] [description]Welcome to our family quotes section! Here you'll find some of the funniest (and wisest) quotes on the subject of family life![/description]
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Latest post Wed, Jun 21 2006 11:07 AM by Gar. 7 replies.
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Wippydip  +  235544 Tue, 13 Jun 06 02:30 PM

1.What is greater then God, more evil than the devil,the poor have it, the rich need it, and if you eat it you die?

2.An electric train is travelling north at 100mph. The wind is blowing east at 25mph. Which way is the smoke blowing?

3.Each morning I appear, To lie at your feet, all day I will follow, No matter how fast you run, yet I perish in the midday sun.

4.Which English word can lose 4 of its 5 letters and still retain its original pronunciation?

5.If green + blue = 89 and red + black = 56, what does yellow + brown =?

6.Of what do the more you take the more you leave behind?

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Gangstar, 3 yr 165 days ago
is it nothin?
Gangstar, 3 yr 165 days ago
for the second is it south weast? for the third its shadow?
Gangstar, 3 yr 164 days ago
for the last its money isnt it?
Anonymous, 3 yr 163 days ago

1. nothing

2. no smoke. its a electric train

3. your shadow

4. ?

5. 145

6. food then it turns to crap. lol or maybe money I don't know

Gar, 3 yr 160 days ago
 the last one.. erm... could elvis be the answers =D
Anonymous, 3 yr 159 days ago
4 = Queue (Q)
Gar, 3 yr 159 days ago
nice, never thought of that
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