JCDenton  +  545898 Thu, 24 Jul 08 02:09 PM .....  A juggler, driving to his next performance, is stopped by the police. "What are these matches and lighter fluid doing in your car?" Asks the officer. "I'm a juggler and I juggle flaming torches in my act." "Oh yeah?" Says the doubtful officer. "Let me see you do it." The juggler gets out and starts juggling the blazing torches masterfully. A couple driving by slows down to watch. "Wow," says the driver to his wife. "I'm glad I quit drinking. Look at the test they're giving now!"   Best Regards JCD  JCDenton Joined on Tue, Jul 3 2007 Regular Member 658 Jokes

	bruno_ts  +  565421 Fri, 12 Sep 08 11:36 PM hahuhaua very good!! There's a new law in Brazil, called "Dry-Law". If you drive and drink, you lost your driver's licence, go to jail and pay around $550,00 It will function very well here bruno_ts Joined on Thu, Aug 28 2008 Brazil Junior Member 81 _Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me. Jokes