JCDenton  +  541145 Mon, 14 Jul 08 10:36 AM Bill Gates died and went to the Afterlife Waiting Room. He was met by St. Peter, who asked him if he wanted to go to Heaven or Hell. Bill asked if he could see them before he decided. St. Peter said yes and snapped his fingers. They instantly appeared on a sunny beach, with people eating great foods, dancing, swimming, playing volleyball and having a wonderful time. Bill turns to St. Peter and says, "Wow, Heaven is great!" St. Peter says, "This isn't Heaven, it's Hell. Do you want to see Heaven?" Bill nods yes, and they instantly appear in a shady park, with a few old people sitting on benches feeding birds. A gentle breeze blows by, and all is quiet and very serene. St. Peter asks Bill, "Well, which would you like?" Bill thinks for a minute, and says, "Well, if this is Heaven, then I will take Hell." Instantly, he was plunged up to his neck in red-hot lava, the screams of other tortured souls filling his ears. He looks up, and sees St. Peter sitting at his desk up in the sky. Bill calls out to him, and says, "Hey! What is going on? Where is the beach? The beautiful women? The party?" St. Peter turns from his Macintosh computer to face Bill, and says, "That was just the demo." ... JCDenton Joined on Tue, Jul 3 2007 Regular Member 658 Jokes