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Latest post Wed, Apr 30 2003 1:49 PM by Pia. 9 replies.
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Pia  +  205 Wed, 30 Apr 03 01:49 PM
Surely you've heard of Mahatma Ghandi. He's known for being a mystical, peacefully suberb being. Due to his beliefs he has never worn shoes. And also due to his beliefs, he's a vegetarian, so he's always been frail and suffers from halitosis. So what does that leave you with?

A suberb calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis
Pia
Joined on Mon, Mar 24 2003
Malta
Full Member 103
Pia, 6 yr 212 days ago
Time wounds all heels

sorreeeeeeee
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pia, pia, pia ..... this word just keeps on poppin up ...
Pia, 6 yr 210 days ago
i tend to gravitate toward puns !!! you could say i'm your PUNishment !
hitchhiker  +  239 Fri, 02 May 03 05:12 PM
She's a one woman forum.Smile [:)]
hitchhiker
Joined on Mon, Nov 18 2002
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Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea - massive, difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-boggling amounts of excrement...
Pia, 6 yr 207 days ago
well, at least i'm amusing ONE person ! myself !
hitchhiker  +  247 Mon, 05 May 03 04:37 PM
40 something views of this post, now more people know you’re a little nuttySmile [:)]

Nothing but love for you here P!
hitchhiker
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