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Latest post Thu, Oct 23 2003 5:23 PM by southafrica. 0 replies.
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southafrica  +  11417 Thu, 23 Oct 03 05:23 PM
PROVINCIAL ALTERATIONS

As other politicans have already proposed:
* Rename KwaZulu/Natal, KwaZulu
* Rename E Cape, KwaXhosa

Also rename:
* Free State, Sesotho South
* NorthWest, KwaTswana

Give Swaziland the land claims it demands if

it becomes a ZA province.

Make the north of Gauteng, and it's environs in NorthWest, Northern and Mpumalanga into KwaNdebele province.

Make these districts provinces:
* Namaqualand, as Namaqua South
* Griqualand East
* Griqualand West (inc. Kimberley)
* Bo-Kaap and environs, as Cape Malayu
* Tsonga residences, as KwaTsonga

Split remainder of Western and Northern Cape

into three provinces:
* Afrikanerland (inc. Paarl and Colesburg)
* Livingstonia (inc. Carnarvon)
* Vannie (inc. Cape Flats / Vannie Toun)

Split remainder of Northern and Mpumalanga into two provinces:
* Leboa Sesotho
* KwaVenda

Give some of Mpumalanga to KwaZulu.

Ask Lesotho to become a province.
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