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Latest post Thu, Mar 26 2009 3:43 PM by meriam. 2 replies.
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meriam  +  691228 Thu, 26 Mar 09 12:38 PM
1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the football before helping around the house.

3. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

4. A Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer quickly to No 9 for the meaning of nothing.)

5. That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

6. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot', which is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' - that will bring on No. 7).

7. Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying, "F-- YOU!"

8. Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to No. 4.

9. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in "Fine".

*if you are a man and read it,this is  warning about arguments you can avoid if you remember the terminology.hahaha
Big Smile

*if you are a woman,tell it to all the women you know to give them a good laugh, because we know it's true!
hehehehe Big Smile




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MrPernickety  +  691243 Thu, 26 Mar 09 01:12 PM

meriam
1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

This sentence is missing something - This is the word women use to end an argument when they think they are right and you need to shut up.

Big Smile

All in all, nice statements !

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meriam, 240 days ago
no,they are right,hahahaha Big Smile
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