Philip, you need to replace "you southerners" with "you gals."
A bodice-ripper is a romantic novel usually involving some combination of heaving bosoms, castles, swords, and rogues with hearts of gold. The covers have absurdly muscled men with their shirts in tatters, with one arm wrapped around the damsel in a pose of intense passion.
Frankly, it's a mainstay of my summer reading.