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chris  #482  Mon, 26 May 03 11:19 PM
Nice one!

I love Doctor Doctors, I'll tell you a few tomorrow

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chris  #556  Tue, 27 May 03 06:56 PM
majoqui ... this one's for you

Doctor, Doctor I'm having trouble with my breathing.
I'll give you something that will soon put a stop to that !
  
maj  #558  Tue, 27 May 03 07:38 PM
hey Cris, would you say you have a British sense of humour?
  
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chris  #559  Tue, 27 May 03 07:46 PM
Erm... I'm not too sure... good question!

I suppose I do up to a certain extent..... I'll have to admit sometimes I'm slow in understanding certain British jokes but generally I'm fine.

  
maj  #560  Tue, 27 May 03 07:55 PM
Another one about docs. I don't think you'll like this one.

A man walks into doctor's office. " What seems to be the problem? asks the doc.

"It's ... um ... well... I have five penises." replies the man.
"Blimey!" says the doctor, "how do your trousers fit?"
"Like a glove."

[MOD! - on the edge, the very edge! *but funny!]
  
chris  #561  Tue, 27 May 03 08:06 PM
I do like it - a good one! However we'll probably get into trouble as the forums should be kept as clean as possible any one of the moderaters may delete the joke from the forums - so we'll try to keep the rest cleanSmile [:)]

Here's a clean one...

Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a telephone.
Well, take these pills and if they don't work then give me a ring!
  
maj  #562  Tue, 27 May 03 09:23 PM
Sorry, but I can't think of any other clean ones, unfortunately only dirty ones come to mind, I know I should be ashamed of myself. Furthermore, I wouldn't like to upset any of the moderators... so let's call it a day.
  
chris  #563  Tue, 27 May 03 09:33 PM
No, no please don't be ashamed! I'm finding it as difficult as you to think of clean jokes lol! Anyone that travels to England a lot has to to know quite a few dirty jokes.
How often do you travel to the UK?
  
hitchhiker  #572  Tue, 27 May 03 09:53 PM
She said 'Sometimes' but i deleted it in the cleanup by accident! sorry maj :(

(England = cold + cold + rainy + cold)
  
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