[title]Family quotes[/title] [description]Welcome to our family quotes section! Here you'll find some of the funniest (and wisest) quotes on the subject of family life![/description]
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Latest post Wed, Oct 17 2007 7:45 PM by Hayatoukrama. 0 replies.
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Hayatoukrama  +  431815 Wed, 17 Oct 07 07:45 PM
  • On a British street a policeman stops a car .In the car there is a visitor from another country . Policeman : ( holding up his hand )stop ?. Visitor: ( in a car ) what is the matter ? . Policeman : why are you driving on the right side of the road ? . Visitor Big Smile [:D]o you want me to drive on the wrong side . Policeman :  You are driving on the wrong side . V isitor : But you said I was driving on the right side . Policeman : That is right . You are on the right , and that is wrong . Visitor :A strang country ! if right is wrong , I am right when I am on the wrong side . So  why did you stop me ? Policeman : My dear sir , you must keep to the left . The right side is the left .Visitor :It is like a looking -glass  ! I will try to remember . Well , I want to go to Bellwood .Will you kindly tell me the way ? Policeman : Certainly. At the end of this road turn left . Visitor :Now let me think .Turn left ! In England left is right  and right is wrong . Am I right ? Policeman : You will be right if you turn left  .But if you turn right , you will be wrong .Visitor :Thank you it is as clear as daylight .
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