| ...I have a silly thought. Shouldn't descriptivists simply describe what prescriptivists do? Who are we (assuming we are all descriptivists) to prescribe how they prescribe? Doesn't that make us prescriptive descriptivists? ... |
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A thought experiment:
Grammarian MrA recommends rule X. It is a direct application of Latin rule X, which did not previously apply in English.
On MrA's recommendation, X displaces rule Y and becomes the norm.
Grammarian MrB discerns the misapplication, 200 years later.
Which of these responses by MrB are prescriptive, and which are descriptive?
1. X has displaced Y. X is therefore now the correct usage.
2. MrA was wrong. We must return to Y.
3. MrA was wrong. Y is equally valid.
4. X was once correct. But because of MrA's recommendation, Y is now correct.
5. MrA was guilty of an error.
6. 'Error' has no meaning in this context. 'Correct' has no meaning in this context. Y is the noise that some {
Homo sapiens subsp.
anglicus} make in situations P, Q, R.
7. MrA was neither wrong nor right. Any language user may instigate language change.
8. Any language user may instigate language change. I may call X an error, and recommend a return to Y. If usage follows my recommendation, Y is once more correct.
MrP