Hello . I try to translate one joke from my work
Conversation with the client:
- Please, help - tax officer want penalty to us!
- What happened?
- We don’t keep tax from garland. Our employee was died and the firm bay a garland to his grave.
- And???
- Tax officer says – we must keep the income tax for the garland.
- How dead men can pay tax?
- He says – it is profit for his wife
- Say him – it was be present and no incoming tax in this situation
- He says – dead men can`t take a present
- Say him – it was be present to his wife
- Thank you – he abandon the penalty