chris  +  259 Wed, 07 May 03 09:14 PM Again, I apologise, they just seem to get worse! Bill was short of money and was out looking for a job. Pastor Nelson offered Bill Lm500 to buy paint and paint the church. Well Bill went out bought some paint and started painting the church. He discovered that he was using more paint than he expected so the added some thinner to the paint, well it is still covered but not as well as it did at first. Well he still was using more paint than he wanted to use so he added still more thinner to the paint. Well the paint was too thin cover well but Bill still kept on painting. All of a sudden there was a bolt of lighting and a loud voice from the sky proclaimed, "Repaint and thin no more." chris chris Joined on Mon, Apr 7 2003 Malta Contributing Member 1,105

	Pia  +  265 Thu, 08 May 03 12:00 PM i hate saying this because i want to be the sole contributor of bad puns ... however i LOVE this one !!! repaint and thin no more. bwahahahaha Pia Joined on Mon, Mar 24 2003 Malta Full Member 103

	chris  +  276 Thu, 08 May 03 07:41 PM Have you got any more bad ones Pia? By the way Pi - it's your birthday soon isn't it? How old are you going to be now? I'm trying desperately not to snigger chris

	Pia  +  277 Fri, 09 May 03 08:26 AM fishy this ..... Caviar Emptor - Beware of the fish. Carp Diem - Seize the fish. Veni, Vidi, Fishy - I came, I saw, I fished. Cod Erat Demonstrandum - Proving the fish. Squid pro quo - Done a fishy deal. Tempus Fish-it - Time flies when you're fishing. Prima Fishy - First fish. re birthday ..... yes indeedy ... and i will be 25 next birthday. comment and DIE ! Pia