[title]Family quotes[/title] [description]Welcome to our family quotes section! Here you'll find some of the funniest (and wisest) quotes on the subject of family life![/description]
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Latest post Mon, May 5 2003 9:14 PM by chris. 3 replies.
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chris  +  251 Mon, 05 May 03 09:14 PM
It's a shocker!


There was this guy who had a girlfriend called Lorraine who was very pretty and he liked her a lot.

One day he went to work to find that a new girl had started. Her name was Clearly and she was absolutely gorgeous. He became quite besotted with her and after a while it became obvious that she was interested in him too.

But this guy was a loyal man and he wouldn't get involved with Clearly while he was still going out with Lorraine.

He decided that there was nothing for it but to break up with her and get it on with the new girl.

He planned several times to tell Lorraine but he couldn't bring himself to do it. One day they went for a walk along the river bank when Lorraine slipped and fell in to the river. The current carried her off and she drowned.

The guy stopped for a moment by the river and then ran off smiling and singing: "I can see Clearly now Lorraine has gone"


Sorry,

chris
Joined on Mon, Apr 7 2003
Malta
Contributing Member 1,105
maj  +  253 Mon, 05 May 03 10:25 PM
One of the most embarrassing sentences I have ever heard was when a guy learning English said to me: "my wife is going to the dentist to have her two tits removed"
maj
Joined on Mon, Mar 31 2003
Senior Member 4,756
chris, 6 yr 206 days ago
And I hope you managed to keep a straight face when you corrected his mistake!
jessica144, 6 yr 187 days ago
funny stuff! I like these posts!
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