lara  +  597 Wed, 28 May 03 12:53 PM At Heathrow Airport today an individual, later discovered to be a public school teacher, was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a compass, a protractor, and a graphical calculator. Authorities believe he is a member of the notorious al-Gebra movement. He is being charged with carrying weapons of math instruction. Thank you Zoe for this wonderful one lara Joined on Fri, Feb 7 2003 Malta New Member 10

	hitchhiker  +  603 Wed, 28 May 03 02:21 PM Ok, now that is just off the scale. tears.. tears!! MORE!! hitchhiker Joined on Mon, Nov 18 2002 Richmond, UK Senior Member 4,036 Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea - massive, difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-boggling amounts of excrement...