chris  +  241 Sun, 04 May 03 11:20 AM An elephant was drinking out of a river one day, when he spotted a turtle asleep on a log. So, he ambled on over and kicked it clear across the river. "What did you do that for?" Asked a passing giraffe. "Because I recognized it as the same turtle that took a nip out of my trunk 53 years ago." "Wow, what a memory" commented the giraffe. "Yes," said the elephant, "turtle recall". chris chris Joined on Mon, Apr 7 2003 Malta Contributing Member 1,105

	hitchhiker  +  243 Mon, 05 May 03 03:05 PM heheheh lol, nice one Chris, keep em coming! hitchhiker Joined on Mon, Nov 18 2002 Richmond, UK Senior Member 4,036 Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea - massive, difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-boggling amounts of excrement...