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U saw a shirt for 97.00, and since you don't have enough cash, you borrowed 50.00 from your mother and 50.00 from your father which will give you 100.11. Since the shirt is 97.00 that will give you 3.00 change which you give 1.00 to your mother and 1.00 to your father and keep the other 1.00 to yourself. You now owe your mother and father both 49.00 which means 49.00 + 49.00 = 98.00 plus the 1.00 you kept for yourself gives you a total of 99.00. Where's the missing 1.00?
 
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The most common lies in the English Language: It wasn't me. I'm fine. Gee, you haven’t changed a bit. The cheque is in the mail. I never got the message. We service what we sell. She is only a friend. Your baby looks so beautiful. That looks so good on you. One size fits all. I'll start my diet on Monday. Thank you, dinner was so delicious. I need 5 minutes of your time. I never said that. Give me your number and the doctor will call you right back. Money cheerfully refunded. This offer limited to the first 100 people who call in. Leave your CV and we’ll keep it on file. This hurts me more than it hurts you. Your table will be ready in a few minutes. Open wide, it won’t hurt a bit. Let’s have lunch sometime. It’s not the money, it’s the principle. I wasn’t feeling well. I didn’t want to hurt your feelings. I was just kidding. I was only trying to help. If you can think of any more, feel free to add them here.
 
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its been around for millions of years but is never a month old. what am i? four letters
 
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Einstein wrote this riddle last century and said that 98% of the world’s population would not be able to solve it. • There are 5 houses that are each a different colour. • There is a person of a different nationality in each house. • The 5 owners drink a certain drink. They each smoke a certain brand of cigarettes and also have a certain pet. No owner has the same pet, smokes the same brand of cigarettes nor drinks the same drink. • The question is. “Who has the fish?” CLUES 1. The British man lives in the red house. 2. The Swedish man has a dog for a pet. 3. The Danish man drinks tea. 4. The green house is to the left of the white house. 5. The owner of the green house drinks coffee. 6. The person that smokes Pall Mall has a bird. 7. The owner of the yellow house smokes Dunhill. 8. The person that lives in the middle house drinks milk. 9. The Norwegian lives in the first house. 10. The person that smokes Blend, lives next to the one that has a cat. 11. The person that has a horse lives next to the one that smokes Dunhill. 12. The one that smokes Bluemaster drinks beer. 13. The German smokes Prince. 14. The Norwegian lives next to a blue house. 15. The person that smokes Blend, has a neighbour that drinks water. GOOD LUCK!!! ...
 
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Riddle: What has many keys but unlocks no doors? No cheating (Googling)!
 
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What is the perfect sentence to spell using 6 A's, 5 B's, 6 C's, 5 D's, 3 E's, 5 F's, 6 G's, 7 H's, 4 I's, 4 J's, 4 K's, 5 L's, 3 M's, 2 N's, 6 Os, 5 P's, 3 Q's, 3 R's, 5 S's, 7 T's, 1 U, 3 V's, 3 W's, 4 X's, 4 Y's, and 3 Z's?
 
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Which day of the week is the only day with an anagram? What is the anagram?
 
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So you're walking through this dark, super dense forest. You can barely see what's going on around you, when all of the sudden you get ambushed by a tribe of savages. They want to make a game out of it, so they hang you upside down from a tree with a rope. One end of the rope is tied around your legs and the other end is nailed to the ground. They light a small candle near the end of the rope on the ground. To make things even more interesting, they find a hungry lion, place it beneath the tree, and then they leave. So the candle will slowly start to burn the rope, the rope will break, and then the lion will have you for dinner. How are you going to escape??
 
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English is hard to learn because... English was invented by people, not computers, and it reflects the creativity of the human race, which, of course, is not a race at all. We take English for granted. But if we explore its paradoxes, we find that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig. And why is it that writers write but fingers don't fing, grocers don't groce and hammers don't ham? Let's face it - English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins weren't invented in England or French fries in France. Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat. If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't the plural of booth ‘beeth’? One goose, 2 geese. So one moose, 2 ‘meese’? Doesn't it seem crazy that you can make amends but not one ‘amend’. If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it? If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught? If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat? In what language do people recite at a play and play at a recital? Ship by truck and send cargo by ship? Have noses that run and feet that smell? How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites? That is why, when the stars are out, they are visible, but when the lights are out, they are invisible. Reasons why the English language is so hard to learn: 1) The bandage was wound around the wound. 2) The farm was used to produce produce. 3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse. 4) We must polish the Polish furniture. 5) He could lead if he would get the lead out. 6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert. 7) Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present. 8) A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum. 9) When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes. 10) I did not object to the object. 11) The insurance was invalid for the invalid. 12) There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row. 13) They were too close to the door to close it. 14) The buck does funny things when the does are present. 15) A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line. 16) To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow. 17) The wind was too strong to wind the sail. 18) After a number of injections my jaw got number. 19) Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear. 20) I had to subject the subject to a series of tests. Woodward. I forget where I got this from. Though I do remember chopping and adding bits to it. It's one of those things that has been floating around forgotten in the darkest corners of my hard drive. If anyone knows the original source of this, please let me know.
 
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These made me laugh !! As far as stupid questions go, these are the stupidest... 1. Why does your gynecologist leave the room when you undress? 2. If a person owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way down to the center of the earth? 3. Why can't woman put their mascara on with their mouth closed? 4. Why is it called alcoholics anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say "hi, my name's Bob. I'm an alcoholic"? 5. If you mated a Bulldog with a Shitsu would you get a Bullshit? 6. Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside? 7. Why is there a light in the fridge but not in the freezer? 8. Why does mineral water that has trickled through mountains for centuries have a use by date? 9. Why do toasters always have a setting on them which burns your toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat? 10. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say "I think i'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"? 11. What do people in China call their good plates? 12. If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat? 13. Why does Goofy stand on two legs when Pluto remains on four? They're both dogs. 14. What do you call male ballerinas? 15. Can blind people see their dreams and do they dream? 16. If Wile E coyote has enough money to by all that Acme crap why doesn't he buy his dinner? 17. Why is a person who handles money called a broker? 18. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? 19. If corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil is made from vegetables. What is baby oil made from? 20. If a man is walking in a forest and no women is there to hear him is he still wrong? 21. Why is it that when someone tells you that there's billions of stars in the universe, you believe them. But if they tell you there's wet paint somewhere you have to touch it? 22. Why do you call it an asteroid when its outside the hemisphere, yet call it hemorrhoid when its in your ass? 23. Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window? 21 and 23 are so true ...
 
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Alpha Beta ... The last word in the dictionary, can anyone beat that?? Huh! zyzzyvas Any of various tropical American weevils of the genus Zyzzyva, often destructive to plants.
 
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Another tough one: Thirty white horses on a red hill First they champ, Then they stamp, Then they stand still.
 
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The longest dictionary word in English is none other than pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis , a 45-letter word that can be seen in such dictionaries as Chambers . It is the name of a lung disease caused by inhaling dust particles in mines. The longest mania-word in English is hyperpolysyllabicomania (excessive fondness for big words). The longest phobia-word in English is hippopotomonstrosesquiapedaliophobia (fear of very long words) The best-known longest word in English is antidisestablishmentarianism (the belief which opposes removing the tie between church and state). The longest word used by William Shakespeare is honorificabilitudinitatibus (with honorableness). The longest words in common use are disproportionableness and incomprehensibilities . The longest -ology word in English is ophthalmootorhinolaryngology . [from O.Abootty's The Book of Word Records . This book is now out of print and will be available in a month under the title Word Magic . The book is low-priced. If you want a copy of it, please send an email to Email Removed ] O.ABOOTTY...
 
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Like a two-edged sword, I can cheer you up or bring you down, Many say I can even make you free. What am I? Around and around I go, controlling everyone. Necessity for many, a plague for others. What am I?
 
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Poem by an African When I born, I Black, When I grow up, I Black, When I go in Sun, I Black, When I scared, I Black, When I sick, I Black, And when I die, I still black.. And you White fella, When you born, you Pink, When you grow up, you White, When you go in Sun, you Red, When you cold, you Blue, When you scared, you Yellow, When you sick, you Green, And when you die, you Gray.. And you calling me Colored? ps: I certainly do not mean this from a racist perspective, just thought it was funny. Don't get me wrong, please. ...
 
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Would anyone know the shortest sentence in the English language that has every letter of the alphabet?
 
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An Amazing Love Story Once there was a boy who loved a girl very much. The girl’s father however didn’t like the boy. The boy wanted to write a love letter to the girl but he was sure that the girl’s father would read it first. Nevertheless, he wrote this letter : “This great love I said I have for you Is gone and I find my dislikes for you Increases everyday, when I see you I don’t even like the way you look, The one thing I want to do is to Look another way. I never wanted to Marry. Our last conversation Was very dull and in no way Has made me anxious to see you again. You think only of yourself. If we were married I know that I’d find Life very difficult nor would I find Pleasure in living with you. I’ve heart To give, but it is not a heart I want to give you, No one is more Demanding or selfish than you and less Able to care for me and helpful to me I sincerely want you to understand that I speak the truth. You will do me a favor If you consider to put this to an end. Do not cry To answer this. Your letters are full of Things that do not interest me. True concern for me. Goodbye! Believe me I don’t care for you. Please don’t think I am still yours” The girl’s father read the letter, was very happy and gave it to his daughter. His daughter read the letter and was very happy too. “CAN YOU ANSWER WHY WAS SHE HAPPY” Regards ...
 
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Hello everyone! I'd like to offer you one riddle, i guess it gonna be easy for you, but anyway, some may find it dificult. Here it is Anna, Bernard, Carmen and Diana, three girls and a boy were born in the same maternity hospital/ One day all of their mothers asked a nurse to give then each a bath because visiting hours were soon to start. Unfortunately, the nurse was new and inexperienced. She took off their identification braclets and one by one as she bathed the babies but forgot to put them on again. She knew exactly two things about each baby, but she was in such a panic that they all mixed up in her mind. > Only one of the babies had a lot of hair, but it was not Anna or Carmen > One of the babies cried all the time, but Anna was a happy baby. >One of the babies quietly sucked his thumbed but had no hair at all > The baby who cried a lot had a birthmark by her right ear, but she wasn't the smallest baby. > The fattest baby had no hair and hardly cried at all > the baby with the red hair rarely cried, but kicked a lot. So, the question is: Who is WHO?
 
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Hello, Would you be so kind to tell me if there are any songs that can be used for teaching past perfect? I've been browsing the web but it's really hard for me to find even one. Thank you
 
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There are 10 types of people in this world; those who understand binary and those who don't.
 
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Hi here is an English sentence has all the letters from a-z it's The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog . that has been used to test typewriters and computer keypoards 'coz it's nicely coherent and short
 
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90 ADVANTAGES OF BEING A MALE 1. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. 2. Movie nudity is virtually always female. 3. You know stuff about tanks. 4. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. 5. You don't have to monitor your friends' sex lives. 6. Your bathroom lines are 80% shorter. 7. You can open all your own jars. 8. Old friends don't give you crap if you've lost or gained weight. 9. Dry cleaners and haircutters don't rob you blind. 10. When clicking through the channels, you don't have to stall on every shot of someone crying. 11. Your ass is never a factor in a job interview. 12. All your orgasms are real. 13. A beer gut does not make you invisible to the opposite sex. 14. Guys in hockey masks don't attack you. 15. You don't have to lug a bag of useful stuff around everywhere you go. 16. You understand why "Stripes" is funny. 17. You can go to the bathroom with out a support group. 18. Your last name stays put. 19. You can leave a hotel bed unmade. 20. When your work is criticized, you don't have to panic that everyone secretly hates you. 21. You can kill your own food. 22. The garage is all yours. 23. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. 24. You see the humor in Terms of Endearment. 25. Nobody secretly wonders if you swallow. 26. You never have to clean the toilet. 27. You can be showered and ready in 10 minutes. 28. Sex means never worrying about your reputation: the more partners, the better. 29. Wedding plans take care of themselves. 30. If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be you friend. 31. Your underwear is $10 for a three pack. 32. The National College Cheerleading Championship 33. None of your co-workers have the power to make you cry. 34. You don't have to shave below your neck. 35. You don't have to curl up next to a hairy ass every nite. 36. If you're 34 and single nobody notices. 37. You can write your name in the snow. 38. You can get into a nontrivial pissing contest. 39. Everything on your face stays its original color. 40. Chocolate is just another snack. 41. You can be president. 42. You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger seat. 43. Flowers fix everything. 44. You never have to worry about other people's feelings. 45. You get to think about sex 90% of your waking hours. 46. You can wear a white shirt to a water park. 47. Three pair of shoes are more than enough. 48. You can eat a banana in a hardware store. 49. You can say anything and not worry about what people think. 50. Foreplay is optional. 51. Michael Bolton doesn't live in your universe and you don't know what Kalvin Klein is. 52. Nobody stops telling a good dirty joke when you walk into the room. 53. You can whip your shirt off on a hot day. 54. You don't have to clean your apartment if the meter reader is coming by. 55. You never feel compelled to waste an evening trying to stop a pal from getting laid. 56. Car mechanics tell you the truth. 57. You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut. 58. You can watch a game in silence with your buddy for hours without even thinking: He must be mad at me. 59. The world is your urinal (You can pee anywhere). 60. You never misconstrue innocuous statements to mean your lover is about to leave you. 61. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area. 62. One mood, all the time. 63. You can admire Clint Eastwood without starving yourself to look like him. 64. You know at least 20 ways to open a beer bottle. 65. You can sit with your knees apart no matter what you are wearing. 66. Same work....more pay. 67. Gray hair and wrinkles add character. 68. You don't have to leave the room to make an emergency crotch adjustment. 69. Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100. 70. You don't care if someone is talking about you behind your back. 71. With 400 million sperm per shot, you could double the earth's population in 15 tries, at least in theory. 72. People never glance at your chest when your talking to them. 73. You can drop by to see a friend without bringing a little gift. 74. Bachelor parties whomp ass over bridal showers. 75. You can have a normal and healthy relationship with your mother. 76. You can buy condoms without the shopkeeper imagining you naked. 77. You needn't pretend you're "freshening up" to go to the bathroom. 78. If you don't call your buddy when you say you will, he won't tell your friends you've changed. 79. Someday you'll be a dirty old man. 80. You can rationalize any behavior with the handy phrase "Fuck it!" 81. If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you might become lifelong buddies. 82. Princess Di's death was almost just another obituary. 83. You don't mind being a sexual object. 84. You never have to miss a sexual opportunity because your not in the mood. 85. If something mechanical doesn't work, you can fix it or bash it with a hammer and throw it across the room. 86. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. 87. Porn movies are designed with your mind in mind. 88. You don't have to remember everyone's birthdays and anniversaries. 89. Not liking certain people does not preclude having great sex with them. 90. Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: "So...notice anything different?" DO YOU STILL HAVE DOUBTS THAT TO BE A MAN IS BETTER? [D] or [d] ...
 
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agidxnotbcxgnra are the letters I have to make a 10 letter movie title with pics of guns ammo drugs
 
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what is good but is bad, has wings but is mad, has got sweet but is bland and is unworthy but is glad?
By Anonymous  
 
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" it can be cast or pumped and there's even a man made of it. " ...
 
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