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Latest post Mon, Jul 14 2008 10:23 AM by joaniliza. 3 replies.
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JCDenton  +  520062 Wed, 28 May 08 02:52 PM

Jack is having a drink at a bar when he notices a drunk guy passed out at a table nearby. The bartender tells him the drunk is Mr Murphy and asks the man if he could drive Mr Murphy home and gives him a piece of paper with Mr Murphy's address.
Jack agrees. He walks over and tries to wake Mr Murphy but he is groggy and quite drunk so he helps Mr Murphy to his feet but he falls to the floor in a heap as he is a bit overweight.
"Jeez," Jack says, wondering how anyone could drink so much. He takes Murphy by the arm and practically drags him out to the car. Once there he leans him against the side of his car while he looks for his keys. Mr Murphy slides right down to the ground. Jack curses softly while he opens the door and manages to get Mr Murphy positioned in the car.
He then drives to the address the bartender gave him. He opens the passenger door and helps Mr Murphy out but he falls to the ground.
Cursing loudly, Jack helps him to his feet and practically drags him to the front door. He lets go of Mr Murphy for a second to knock on the door and the guy falls down again. He helps him to his feet as Mrs Murphy answers the door.
"Hello Mrs Murphy, Your husband had a little too much to drink tonight so I gave him a ride home."
"That was nice of you," she says, looking around... "But where is his wheelchair?"

 

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Avangi  +  520065 Wed, 28 May 08 02:58 PM

It made me laugh.  Thanks.

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". . . le plaisir delicieux et toujours nouveau d'une occupation inutile." - Henri de Regnier
mounir, 1 yr 150 days ago
its a really good joke (:D) Big Smile
any other good jokes more ?(:)) Smile
joaniliza, 1 yr 131 days ago
 lol Big Smile
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