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Isswarya  +  695953 Thu, 09 Apr 09 01:01 PM
Sardar...the Cleverest!
Once Santa kept having the same weird dream everynight, so he went to a doctor. 

Doctor: What was your dream about? 

Santa: I was being chased by a vampire! 

Doctor: (giggles quitely) So... What is the scenery like? 

Santa: I was running in a hall way. 

Doctor: Then what happened? 

Santa: Well that`s the weird thing. In every single dream, the same thing happened. I always come to this door, but I can`t open it. I keep pushing the door and pushing the door, but it wouldn`t budge! 

Doctor: Does the door have any letters on it? 

Santa: Yes it did. 

Doctor: And what did these letter spell? 

Santa: It said "Pull"
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