[title]Family quotes[/title] [description]Welcome to our family quotes section! Here you'll find some of the funniest (and wisest) quotes on the subject of family life![/description]
Learn English and meet people on the world’s largest EFL social network

Scottish jokes

General » Words, Puns & Jokes

We have partnered with TradePub to bring you free industry magazines and resources - no coupons or credit cards required!

Visit: englishforums.tradepub.com


1 2 3 4 5
Share this topic:
Anonymous, 3 yr 272 days ago
Hey you scottish ? So am I. Bet your cute call me ok... love ya
Eargasms  +  204446 Wed, 08 Mar 06 11:35 PM

A scotsman leaves the pub a little worse for wear with a bottle of Whisky in his trouser pocket.

He slips on a patch of ice and falls flat on his back.

 His leg is soaking wet and says " Oh my God, i hope that's blood" Smile [:)]
Eargasms
Joined on Sun, Feb 13 2005
Full Member 424
Related discussions
benita, 3 yr 259 days ago
lol
Anonymous, 3 yr 214 days ago
GREATEST COUNTRY

"Where do you come from?" the Scotsman asked an American.

"From the greatest country in the world," replied the American.

"Funny," said the Scotsman, "you've got the strangest Scottish accent I've ever heard."
Anonymous, 288 days ago
A Wee scottish guy sitting at a bar, a big thug walks in and hits him to the floor and says "thats a karate chop from Korea"

Later the thug walks up to him and hits him again and says "thats a judo chop from Japan"

The wee scottish guy goes out and a few minutes later returns, smacks the thug on the head and knocks him out, with blood splattered everywhere

And says to the barman "when that *** wakes up tell him that was a *** crowbar from Scotland!!
Plamen77, 273 days ago

Chinese food

andyvo09, 266 days ago
don't get it
1 2 3 4 5
Welcome to Englishforums.com, the world's largest EFL / TEFL social network.

Places to start

Browse Englishforums

© MediaCet Ltd. 2009, v5.0.3616.28671. All content posted by our users is a contribution to the public domain, this does not include imported usenet posts.*
For web related enquires please contact us on webmaster@mediacet.com, status updates are available at status.mediacet.com.
*Usenet post removal: Use 'X-No-Archive'. You may not have understood that your posts would end up in the public domain. Please send proof of the poster's email, we will remove immediately.