maj  +  1997 Fri, 11 Jul 03 08:06 PM - Donald: " I always feel that I'm covered in gold paint doctor." Psychiatrist: " Oh, that's just your gilt complex." -Sandy: " Will you marry me?" Girlfriend: "No, but I'll always admire your good taste." -There are two things a Scot likes naked! One of them is malt whisky! - How did the Grand Canyon come about? A Scotman lost a sixpence. maj Joined on Mon, Mar 31 2003 Senior Member 4,756

	maj  +  2029 Fri, 11 Jul 03 10:09 PM Does he have a good taste? yes, according to her. She considers herself to be good looking. Any better? maj

	chris  +  2032 Fri, 11 Jul 03 10:15 PM Oh, I see, I always considered Sandy to be a female name! Ok, I'm wrong, Ive just remembered a famous Scot named Sandy. A golfer Sandy Lyle! chris

	Tom  +  4099 Tue, 12 Aug 03 05:43 PM i believe there was a scottish sandy on big brother last year- he climbed onto the roof and jumped to freedom- made the name stick. Tom Joined on Fri, Apr 4 2003 England New Member 48

	geebeens  +  5162 Thu, 21 Aug 03 02:45 PM My favourite Scottish joke (and I can write this because I am Scottish) is: Scottish people only support two teams - Scotland and whoever is playing England! LOL geebeens Joined on Wed, Aug 20 2003 Junior Member 53 Jokes