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Latest post Thu, Feb 12 2004 7:15 PM by deepa. 2 replies.
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deepa  +  22283 Thu, 12 Feb 04 07:15 PM
The young woman was jogging when she saw a wizened old man smiling at her from his porch.

“You look so happy!” she said to him. “What’s your secret for a long, satisfying life?”

“I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day,” he replied. “And I drink a case of whisky every week, eat nothing but fatty foods and never exercise.”

“That’s amazing,” the woman said. “How old are you?”

He answered, “Thirty-two.”

Joined on Tue, Nov 18 2003
Pondicherry ,India
Regular Member 848
Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance!
maj, 5 yr 286 days ago
Thanks, Deepa for cheering us up. Some of us really appreciate them.
deepa, 5 yr 286 days ago
glad to see you smiling, the secret for long life is a big SMILE!! Smile [:)]
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