[title]Family quotes[/title] [description]Welcome to our family quotes section! Here you'll find some of the funniest (and wisest) quotes on the subject of family life![/description]
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Latest post Fri, Jun 13 2003 11:42 AM by John C.. 1 replies.
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John C.  +  799 Fri, 13 Jun 03 11:42 AM
A woman has identical twin boys, and gives them up for adoption.

One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named Amal.

The other goes to a family in Spain, who name him Juan. Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum.

Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."
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hitchhiker  +  802 Fri, 13 Jun 03 09:09 PM
hehe terrible! (but good)
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