[title]Family quotes[/title] [description]Welcome to our family quotes section! Here you'll find some of the funniest (and wisest) quotes on the subject of family life![/description]
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Mike in Japan  +  201275 Mon, 27 Feb 06 01:04 AM
Hey! This cranny is occupied.
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I do like to be beside the seaside
Lazarus, 3 yr 273 days ago
Get yer own crawlspace!  I'm barren, for cripes' sake.
Robyn Terri  +  201285 Mon, 27 Feb 06 01:21 AM
A friend of mine who is a pastor was told that it would not be possible for him and his wife to have children, that they both had problems making conception not possible. They now have a beautiful healthy one month old baby boy.
This child is obviously a miracle gift from God that never would have happened if they did not continue to enjoy sex together.

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Words don't have meanings, meanings have words.
Sextus, 3 yr 273 days ago

Oops, sorry:  I didn't see you, Mike.

By the way, that's disgusting, mate.

MrPedantic  +  201291 Mon, 27 Feb 06 01:30 AM

(Sheesh. Just how many people can you get in one of these things?)

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...opella forensis / adducit febris...
Mike in Japan  +  201292 Mon, 27 Feb 06 01:43 AM
That was cranny with a 'c', Sextus.
Hey, anyone lose a doilie?
Sextus  +  201293 Mon, 27 Feb 06 01:53 AM

I just wonder why The Lord didn't eliminate sexual desire in barren women. A sort of punishment? Or just another flaw in his creation?

Sextus  +  201294 Mon, 27 Feb 06 01:55 AM
I didn't say "disgusting" because you were with that pretty old lady, mate. I just thought that you had to show more respect for her.
Elena  +  201390 Mon, 27 Feb 06 08:32 AM

Ja-Mez wrote: And you won't sway anyone unless you have a direct quotation from the Bible that says something like, And so Peter proclaimed, "Barren women shall not have sex!" 

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Sextus wrote: I just wonder why The Lord didn't eliminate sexual desire in barren women. A sort of punishment? Or just another flaw in his creation?

What makes you to think of barren women only? The question is about barren people.

By the way, I'm glad religions didn't focus on the wickeness of breathing and they focused instead on another body system.

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