I SOLVED THE POLAR BEAR RIDDLE...THE ANSWER IS PRESSURE. details inside

It's got to be pressure. I just realized this!

I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?

Polar bears are white because the pressure at the poles is low, so they have to be able to absorb heat.

Pressure makes you cry if it's too much.

Pressure in your bladder makes you have to pee.

Peer pressure makes girls comb their hair

Celebrities usually crack under pressure.

Many normal people will shine under pressure.

Pancakes turn brown thanks to pressure generated by the heat.

Champagne will bubble until the pressure of the carbonation has disappeared.

If you squeeze something under pressure, BAM, there it goes.

If you are "looking" at pressure, you're in it. for example-->in an airplane your ears pop under pressure!

This is ridiculos from the start. But when trying to think about it - u come pretty involved. The whole world thinks anser is just "NO" cause of the last line. Smb said children guess rate is higher than 80% so it would be smth logical. But come to think bout it:

I turn polar bears white *This brought me to smht - polar bears are born white - nothing makes them)

and I will make you cry. *Just after making polar's white i guess, mb its about tears of joy then?

I make guys have to pee *Mmmm Laugh till i pee....?

and girls comb their hair. *That is what my theory lacks - come to think of it i dunno what to say

I make celebrities look stupid *They must lost their title to be stupid i think

and normal people look like celebrities. *Mb it means more than just fame...)

I turn pancakes brown *Just the heat or time or smth like birthday ^_^

and make your champane bubble. *Same as previous

If you sqeeze me, I'll pop. *PoP really a meaningfull word

If you look at me, you'll pop. *U wil feel mb urself as a pop-star?

Can you guess the riddle? *i'll just try)

To answer u must think as a child - but childs dont like to think. At first i came to an answer - BIRTH.

Birth makes bear - Makes u cry of joy - Birth means if u are the guy you'll need to this - Same goes for girls - Stupid cause all people are brought to the world naked and dumb - Mkes us celebrites cause there is no particular difference between small childre (male\female don't count >.< - Makes pancakes anagramiccaly if u think of the way of cookin') - Our champange maybe just a feeling like joy - Last two just have the meaning of adjectives.

Thats what i thought. But..... A CHILD can't think of it) I'm certain the guess is quite obvious. Maybe its a FEAR?

The answer is Time
The time has come,
winter is here
and those yellow bears disapear.
(...I turn polar bears white )

The time has past
as man looks back with a sigh
and a tear in his eye.
(...and I will make you cry.)

As time is held
boys cross their legs
but of course the toilet begs
(...I make guys have to pee)

As time marches on
Girls loose their blush
and swap a comb for their brush
(...and girls comb their hair.)

As time passes
For those held high
their end is nigh
(...I make celebrities look stupid )

As time catches up
Everyone is equal
when we get to the final sequal
(...and normal people look like celebrities.)

As time turns
Without it we have flour and water
With it we have breakfast for my daughter
(...I turn pancakes brown )

As time revolves
How does one turn water and wine
into something so fine
)...and make your champane bubble.)

As time runs out
The more in a minute you try and squeeze
the less you can do with ease.
(...If you sqeeze me, I'll pop. )

As time ticks
All the time that has past
man cannot comprehand something so vast.
(...If you look at me, you'll pop. )

the answer is 'no'. cos the riddle juz ask you 'can you solve the riddle?' its either yes or no.... =P

I think that pressure is more likely.