Some jokes I'm working on.

- Every year America losses the competitive hot dog eating championship to a skinny Chinese guy. I think the problem is the people we send to compete. We should send Paris Hilton. It is a lot easier to eat hot dogs when you don't have to chew.

- Bush seems like we shaved a monkey and taught him how to speak.... almost. It's not that I don't like the Bush family, I just wish they had a curse like the Kennedeys.

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I'm with Orior on this one, the whole point of a joke is that it should be funny, yours reminded me of something....................................... Toothache !!!!

 Don't give up the day job !!

I think I was a little bit too tough on you guys. I don't think I made the jokes clear enough.

The fist joke is making fun of Paris Hilton. It is saying she would not have to chew the hot dogs because she could *** throat (don't know if I can use that word on these forums) them to her stomach.

I didn't write the second joke clear enough. It should be:

- George W. Bush sounds like we shaved a monkey and taught him how to speak.... almost. It's not that I don't like the Bush family, I just wish they had a curse like the Kennedys. The first sentence is obvious. The second part is a joke about the Kennedy curse. The joke being that the Kennedys die faster than the kids on the Final Destination movies. It is a little bit strange Ted Kennedy is alive because I thought he would have been the first one to go. He drinks every night and has a tendency to run off bridges, but he is still alive. He's like the Mr. Magoo of the Kennedy family. I hope that makes things clear. Bye!!!

DFelton wrote:

It sucks when stupid people get together. I'm sorry my jokes didn't have a predictable setup and punchline followed by a rimshot.

It's totally ignorant to call people "stupid" because they didn't understand your jokes. I mean, what's there to understand or laugh about? I'm cool with inappropriate jokes, but I would laugh if that person knows how to deliver them. You DONT!!!!!!