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Anonymous  +  959745 Mon, 02 Nov 09 11:03 AM
step for how to make chese bun
Philip  +  959885 Mon, 02 Nov 09 03:04 PM
You need to be more specific, when posting, about what kind of information you want.  If you want a recipe here, you are in the wrong place.  If you want your posting corrected, here is a possible solution:

Steps in making a cheese bun: 

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CalifJim  +  960012 Mon, 02 Nov 09 06:16 PM
What are the steps for making a cheese bun?


1.  Cut the cheese into small cubes.

2.  Cut the bun into small cubes.

3.  In a shallow pan, mix the cheese cubes and bun cubes carefully over medium heat, stirring often.

4.  After all the ingredients have melted together, scrape the contents of the pan into a very small baking dish.

5.  Sprinkle 10 tablespoons of salt and 10 tablespoons of cayenne pepper onto the melted ingredients.

6.  Bake at 475 for 90 minutes or until thoroughly black and crisp.

7.  Remove from oven and let cool.

8.  Cut into two-inch squares and serve on fine china.


Delicious and nutritious!  Enjoy! 


CJ

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khoff  +  960034 Mon, 02 Nov 09 07:02 PM
Jim, you twisted, evil person!!


This reminds me of a great Roz Chast cartoon -- "Reecipes from the American Cheese Council."  I'll see if I can find it and post a link.

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khoff  +  960041 Mon, 02 Nov 09 07:13 PM
Well, it's a cartoon, and if I tried to scan it and post it here the New Yorker Magazine would probably be at my door with lawyers in no time.  But I'm sure I can quote from it:


Recipes from the American Cheese Council


Cheese Omelette:

2 eggs

5 lb. Swiss cheese

1 tbsp. butter

Melt butter in pan. Add eggs and cheese. Cook until done.  Serves 2.



Cheese Patties

6 lb. soft cheese

Form cheese into patties.  Serve on a bun.  Makes enough for 12 patties.


(Hey, do you think these cheese patties might also be called cheese buns?)


There are two more recipes, but I'll spare you ... for now.


CalifJim  +  960099 Mon, 02 Nov 09 08:50 PM
No need to post the link.  That's exactly the model I was working from.  I suppose it was the word "cheese" that triggered today's inspiration. 


(I particularly liked the recipe for cheese salad, which, as you may recall, had something like 15 lbs. of cheese and one leaf of lettuce.)


I have to admit that some of the source material was also taken from an episode of Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman.


CJ

khoff  +  960161 Mon, 02 Nov 09 10:44 PM
CalifJim
“(I particularly liked the recipe for cheese salad, which, as you may recall, had something like 15 lbs. of cheese and one leaf of lettuce”


Yes, and it "serves 6 cheese-loving people."  I love Roz Chast.  I don't remember anything about cheese in Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman though.

CalifJim  +  960286 Tue, 03 Nov 09 02:12 AM
khoff
“I don't remember anything about cheese in Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman though.”
No.  That was her friend's recipe for sweet potato pie.  "Bake two hours at 500."  Or something like that.  It came out completely carbonized. 


CJ

Philip  +  960318 Tue, 03 Nov 09 02:58 AM
And where in h-e-double-toothpick is the original poster in all of this? 
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