[title]Family quotes[/title] [description]Welcome to our family quotes section! Here you'll find some of the funniest (and wisest) quotes on the subject of family life![/description]
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hitchhiker  +  779 Tue, 10 Jun 03 02:01 PM
somebody throwing 2,500 frozen chips in while her attempt was underway.

The most surprising thing that ever happened in the garden occured in
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summer when
host family plymouth  +  791 Thu, 12 Jun 03 01:21 AM
let anyone know that he adored drinking cappuccino with cream and a chocolate flake shredded on the top of the glass. And he liked to drink this sitting in the corner of the garden,in the sun out of the wind. with the little kitten from the garden down the road, curled up at his feet: --
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John C., 6 yr 167 days ago
Too bad it was dead - but then again, he never could stand kittens. Suddenly,
maj  +  793 Thu, 12 Jun 03 07:19 AM
out of the blue she appeared. From the very first second he felt terribly attracted to her but frightened at the same time as he had the feeling she could read his mind, which
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shmooliette  +  796 Thu, 12 Jun 03 03:41 PM
seemed to be oddly fixated on margarine and kittens. Still she overlooked this as she herself had a rather peculiar
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maj, 6 yr 165 days ago
feeling that something out of the ordinary was about to happen;
maj  +  850 Mon, 16 Jun 03 11:52 AM
Clearly she saw the light. Unbelievably, as a male of the species he could think of simple things such as margarine, kittens, just the usual ordinary things. She wasn't used to that. She had seldom seen such a remarkable creature. Extraordinarily, not one single thought about sex crossed his mind. Only then did she realise he was " an angel".
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chris, 6 yr 163 days ago
Until two weeks ago when he conveniently decided to break tradition and
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