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Eargasms  +  245712 Sat, 15 Jul 06 12:53 AM

These made me laugh !!


As far as stupid questions go, these are the stupidest...

1. Why does your gynecologist leave the room when you undress?

2. If a person owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way down to the center of the earth?

3. Why can't woman put their mascara on with their mouth closed?

4. Why is it called alcoholics anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say
"hi, my name's Bob. I'm an alcoholic"?

5. If you mated a Bulldog with a Shitsu would you get a ***?

6. Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?

7. Why is there a light in the fridge but not in the freezer?

8. Why does mineral water that has trickled through mountains for centuries
have a use by date?

9. Why do toasters always have a setting on them which burns your toast to a
horrible crisp no one would eat?

10. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say "I think i'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?

11. What do people in China call their good plates?

12. If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

13. Why does Goofy stand on two legs when Pluto remains on four? They're both dogs.

14. What do you call male ballerinas?

15. Can blind people see their dreams and do they dream?

16. If Wile E coyote has enough money to by all that Acme crap why doesn't he buy his dinner?

17. Why is a person who handles money called a broker?

18. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

19. If corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil is made from vegetables. What is baby oil made from?

20. If a man is walking in a forest and no women is there to hear him is he still wrong?

21. Why is it that when someone tells you that there's billions of stars in the universe,
you believe them. But if they tell you there's wet paint somewhere you have to touch it?

22. Why do you call it an asteroid when its outside the hemisphere, yet call it hemorrhoid when its in your ass?

23. Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?

21 and 23 are so true Smile [:)]

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Eargasms, 3 yr 133 days ago
Sorry about the double post, not quite sure what happened there Embarrassed [:$]
Woodward  +  245766 Sat, 15 Jul 06 07:04 AM
Those questions are so funny. Let's see if we get any answers for them.
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benita, 3 yr 132 days ago
I just loved the one about the asteroid!!  lol Big Smile [:D]
Anonymous, 364 days ago
I am stupid in the first class or are you the stupid person reading this?
Anonymous, 358 days ago
Who was the first person to go up to a chicken and say, "im going to eat the first thing this chicken poops?"(:D) Big Smile
maki, 331 days ago


...;D
Anonymous, 302 days ago
LOL! love them, so funny.(:D) Big Smile
Anonymous, 213 days ago

:D

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