Because you are the only anon who is interested and posts in this section of the forum. Without you, we might well shut it down, LOL.
Joking aside, if you are so interested in TESL, and you are, were, or plan to be a teacher, you might register here like all normal members and try to help too, learning more about the problems learners and teachers have, and possibly trying to "do something" about it... You sure know enough to help, even though I've always seen you ask questions and I don't know what your specialization is.
As for TEFLese, I wouldn't know how to define it. Giving an opinion based on my horrible experience, I might define it as "Simplified English with emphasis on written English, fixed rules that must be followed, and total boredom coming from the teaching method." In other words, learning the TEFLese I described, you'll never actually learn anything... You'll never be an advanced learner, never.
Oh, I'll tell you something stupid. I recently read a kid's homework (middle school), and there was an exercise... Write a letter to your friend. Ok. There were blank spaces, the students had to complete the letter. It turned out to be something like this: "Dear <friend name>, my name is <your name> and I live in <your town>. How are you? Etc."
Now... What's the point of sending a letter to a friend and telling your name and where you live? LOL, that's nonsense! But its only purpose was to make you fill the blanks with some fixed verbs. Both stupid and boring. And that is just one example.