A fat lady was walking on the street with her puppy, while on the opposite direction was a drunkman.
Drunkman: Where did you buy that babe(pig)? Sooooo......cute!
Lady: What babe? It ain't no babe, it's a puppy!
Drunkman: I'm asking the puppy, not you!.....![Stick out tongue [:P]](/emoticons/emotion-4.gif)