[title]Family quotes[/title] [description]Welcome to our family quotes section! Here you'll find some of the funniest (and wisest) quotes on the subject of family life![/description]
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Latest post Mon, Nov 12 2007 10:26 AM by Kiki Jiang. 4 replies.
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Hayatoukrama  +  432501 Fri, 19 Oct 07 08:31 PM
 
This duck walks into a bar, and asks the bartender, "Do you have any grapes?"
The bartender says, "No, we only sell beer here." The duck leaves.
The next day the duck walks back into the bar and asks the bartender, "Do you have any grapes?"
The bartender says, "No, I told you we only sell beer, and if you ask me again I'm going to nail your beak to the bar.” So the duck leaves.
The next day the duck walks back into the bar, and asks the bartender, “Do you have any nails?" The bartender says, "No."
The duck asks, “Do you have any grapes?"
Joined on Sat, Sep 8 2007
Mauritania
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when love is your greatest weakness, you are the strongest man in the world.
Intelligent Freak, 2 yr 38 days ago
Har,har,har! Funny!
Arowana, 2 yr 36 days ago
I loved that Big Smile [:D]
English_Learner, 2 yr 19 days ago
Funny!


Kiki Jiang, 2 yr 15 days ago
lol
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