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Latest post Mon, Jan 2 2006 8:20 AM by Tearsofjoy. 24 replies.
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Tearsofjoy  +  174018 Sat, 24 Dec 05 04:02 PM

The Only Bible


I am sure you all have probably read this before, but I thought it was worth reading again...

 

His name is Bill. He has wild hair, wears a T-shirt with holes in it, jeans, and no shoes. chemas-microsoft-com:office:office" />>>

This was literally his wardrobe for his entire four years of college.
He is brilliant. Kind of profound and very, very bright. He became a Christian while attending college. >>

Across the street from the campus is a well-dressed, very conservative church. >>

They want to develop a ministry to the students but are not sure  how to go about it.
One day Bill decides to go there. He walks in with no shoes, jeans, his T-shirt, and wild hair. >>

The service has already started and so Bill starts down the aisle looking for a seat.
The church is completely packed and he can't find a seat. >>

By now, people  are really looking a bit uncomfortable, but no one says anything. >>

Bill gets closer and closer and closer to the pulpit, and when he realizes there are no seats, he just squats down right on the carpet.>>

By now the people are really uptight, and the tension in the air is thick. >>

About this time, the minister realizes that from way at the back of the church, a deacon is slowly making his way toward Bill.

Now the deacon is in his eighties, has silver-gray hair, and a three-piece suit. >>

A godly man, very elegant, very dignified, very courtly. >>

He walks  with a cane and, as he starts walking toward this boy, everyone is saying to themselves that you can't blame him for what he's going to do. >>

How can you expect a man of his age and of his background to understand  some college kid on the floor?

It takes a long time for the man to reach the boy. >>

The church is utterly silent except for the clicking of the man's cane.  >>

All eyes are focused on him. You can't even hear anyone breathing. >>

The minister can't even preach the sermon until the deacon does what he has to do. >>

And now they see this elderly man drop his cane on the floor. >>

With great difficulty, he lowers himself and sits down next to Bill and worships with him so he won't be alone. >>

Everyone chokes up with emotion. >>

When the minister gains control, he says, >>

"What I'm about to preach, you will never remember. What you have just seen, you will never forget."
"Be careful how you live. You may be the only Bible some people will ever read!"
>>

I asked the Lord to bless you as I prayed for you today. >>

To guide you and protect you as you go along your way.... His love is always with you, >>

His promises are true, And when we give Him all our cares, You know He will see us through.

Have faith,

 - Joy

Joined on Mon, Sep 19 2005
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God help you if you are a phoenix And you dare to rise up from the ash A thousand eyes will smolder with jealousy While you are just flying past - Ani DiFranco (32 Flavours)
Dj Bueno  +  174024 Sat, 24 Dec 05 04:14 PM
Cool [H] cool..thanks Joy..
Joined on Mon, Jul 18 2005
Senior Member 2,087
Gulyabani vardır, korkacak bir şey yoktur.
Tearsofjoy, 3 yr 319 days ago
Most welcome, Dj...Smile [:)]
Dj Bueno  +  174039 Sat, 24 Dec 05 04:32 PM
Wink [;)] Now,incidentally,what are doing about the RidSoc project?
YoHf, 3 yr 319 days ago
Cool [H] one Joy... Shall we open a thread about it? Big Smile [:D]
Tearsofjoy  +  174483 Mon, 26 Dec 05 06:30 AM

Yes YES YES!

Sorry  I disappeared, Net was too clogged for past couple of days.

Cool thread, Dj. And Yohf, why don't you give us an intro in there?

Cheers,

 - JoyYes [Y]

Dj Bueno  +  174628 Mon, 26 Dec 05 04:53 PM
 Tearsofjoy wrote:

Cool thread, Dj.

Cheers,

 - JoyYes [Y]

Wink [;)]

YoHf  +  174722 Mon, 26 Dec 05 10:38 PM
 Tearsofjoy wrote:

Yes YES YES!

Yohf, why don't you give us an intro in there?

Cheers,

 - JoyYes [Y]

I'm too lazy... Big Smile [:D]

Tearsofjoy, 3 yr 316 days ago
 YoHf wrote:

I'm too lazy... Big Smile [:D]

Why you....Super Angry [8o|]

You're hopelessBig Smile [:D]

 - JoyYes [Y]

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