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Latest post Thu, Nov 17 2005 8:10 PM by YoHf. 7 replies.
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Guest  +  72497 Sun, 06 Feb 05 06:04 PM

In honor of Valentine's Day...


Top 10 Most Romantic Lines From New English Language Students:

(From www.InnocentEnglish.com)


10. I fell in love with her the first time I sawed her.



9 He had such a worm heart.



8 We were two sheeps passing in the night.



7. We have hated each other for so long. I want to borrow the hatchet.



6. My dentist makes me blush twice a day.



5. I don't know if he will propose, but I am expecting.



4. I have something exciting to tell you. My girlfriend and I got enraged

last night!



3. The groom was wearing a very nice croissant.



2. He lifted the veal off her face and gave her a big kiss.



1. I think she is really glad she got marinated.





Some others from the website and the book "Never Lick a Gift Horse in the Mouth: And 400 Other Innocent Mistakes From New English Language Students":





Recipes: Next, chop all the vegetarians into little pieces.



Health: It is dangerous to smoke while you are becoming pregnant.



Sports: It was so exciting to watch! The cheerleaders threw up high into the air.



Music: When he was through singing he had a standing ovulation.



Food: Do you like this food? I made it from scratching!



Weather: Rain makes old cars lust. So be careful about that. Once a car starts lusting, there's no way to stop it!



Travel: You can't sleep with me because it is too crowded. But you can probably sleep with my sister. That's what most of my friends do when they visit.



From www.InnocentEnglish.com



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Novalee  +  73427 Fri, 11 Feb 05 04:28 PM
Very funnySmile [:)] It reminds me of some mistakes my students make in their compositions. I usually write this kind of mistakes on the board and we have a laugh togetherWink [;)]
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Woodward  +  150658 Sat, 22 Oct 05 07:44 PM

Food: Do you like this food? I made it from scratching!

LOL. I wonder what was being scratched. (head, bum, leg...?)
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Savvysavz  +  150777 Sun, 23 Oct 05 10:15 AM

''Weather: Rain makes old cars lust. So be careful about that. Once a car starts lusting, there's no way to stop it!'' Hahaha

This reminds me of a small conversation famous in a country:

Two non-native friends practising their English:

A:'' How is your bean?'' (how have you been)

B:''I am in the well'' ( I am well)

A: ''So nice I am in the well also''

Savvy
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adomi  +  150998 Mon, 24 Oct 05 10:24 AM
 Guest wrote:


Music: When he was through singing he had a standing ovulation.


I knew it...I can't be a singer. Look at what happened to that chap!
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Savvysavz  +  151018 Mon, 24 Oct 05 11:12 AM

Oh my God, that website really cracked me up!!! I would also recommend it to anyone who wants to crack his ribsBig Smile [:D]

Savvy
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adomi  +  151458 Tue, 25 Oct 05 07:01 AM
 Savvysavz wrote:

I would also recommend it to anyone who wants to crack his ribsBig Smile [:D]

Savvy

It hurts less  than being bumped into by a truck.
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YoHf  +  159717 Thu, 17 Nov 05 08:10 PM
 Savvysavz wrote:

Oh my God, that website really cracked me up!!! I would also recommend it to anyone who wants to crack his ribsBig Smile [:D]

Savvy

I visited it... It's really crazy... Big Smile [:D]
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