Hello:].

I decided to translate a few jokes for you and ease Deepblue & Anita :].

From time to time a bear walks around the wood with bunny. On one of their strolls they saw a frog which - to their surprise - spoken to them:
- I'm a Magic Frog with the ability to make 6 of your wishes come true. That gives a fair three wishes for each of you.

The bear instantly asked the frog to change all male bears from the wood to female bears.
Bunny asked for a motorcycle helmet...

The bear seemed surprised with his decision, albeit didn't hesitate to ask for a sex change of every male bear within 100 miles.
Bunny asked for a motorcycle, the fastest cross ever existed. He of course got one, climbed at it and started the engine.

-Hey, bunny: what're you doing? - Asked the bear - you've already squandered two wishes
-Take it easy, I know what I'm doing... - the bunny replied.

In that case the bear said to the frog:
-Why should I bother! I want all the other male bears in the entire world to change sex!

Then bunny accelerated and shouted: "I WANT THE BEAR TO BE GAY" as he drove of...

Hello my polish neighbour. Greetings from Lithuania. It is so interesting that I've already heard the joke about the gay bear at my place. Do you think it is a polish joke? Or is it a lithuanian joke? Or an eastern influenced joke?