not understand this short joke

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Besthunter  #429973  Fri, 12 Oct 07 05:15 AM
I do not understand this joke, please help me

http://www.manythings.org/jokes/9965.html

A: "Excuse me. Do you know the way to the zoo?"
B: "No, I'm sorry I don't."
A: "Well, it's two blocks this way, then one block to the left."
  
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YoHf  #430041  Fri, 12 Oct 07 12:33 PM
I reckon Mr. A is suggesting that Mr. B should be kept captive in a zoo (probably because of the way he looks/behaves) and providing him with some pieces of information about the location of the zoo, so that Mr. B can get to it.

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nona the brit  #430384  Sat, 13 Oct 07 12:55 PM
The joke works on the idea that normally you ask directions to a place because you don't know how to get there yourself. This is funny as it reverses that idea - A has gone up and told a complete stranger, who doesn't care where the zoo is, the directions - the complete opposite of the real situation.
  
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Arowana  #431349  Tue, 16 Oct 07 12:43 PM
I agree with Nona's explaination, that's the whole idea of the joke.
On the other hand YoHF's version is more ' imaginative' ....Big Smile [:D]
  
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Dew 2007  #431395  Tue, 16 Oct 07 03:49 PM
I just remembered another one like that:

A couple was waliking along the dark street - Suddenly a group of youngsters surrounded them,

-Have you got a tin-opener?
- No, - said they
- Then stay here! Or you will suffer! (and the youngters ran away)
The couple stood scared for a quarter of an hour - then the boys appeared, gave them a tin-opener and said,
-Now you may go!
  
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English_Learner  #431563  Tue, 16 Oct 07 08:28 PM
I understood it as it was explained by nona de brit. But I like the YoHf's explanation as well. Smile [:)]
It's funny.

  
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Intelligent Freak  #431737  Wed, 17 Oct 07 01:51 PM

Yeah, I heard that joke before but in a different version..

A:  Hey, you have a pen?

B:  Oh, sorry I don't.

A:  Well, I have one!

  
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