Longevity
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A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch.
She said to him,"I couldn't help noticing how happy you look.
What's your secret for a long, happy life?"
He answered,"I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day,
and I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods,
and never ever exercise."
"Wow, That's amazing," the woman said. "How old are you?"
"Twenty-Six," he said,