The letters PhD stand for the Latin distinction of Philosophiae Doctor.
or..
Patiently hoping for a Degree
Piled higher and Deeper
Professorship? hah! Dream on!
Please hire. Desperate.
Pour him (or her) a Drink
Philosophically Disturbed
Probably headed for Divorce
Probably heavily in Debt
Patiently headed Downhill...
Permanent head Damage
Potential heavy Drinker
Professional hamburger Dispenser... "Would you like fries with that?"
Post hole Digger
Professional hair Dresser
Piano hauling Done
Pizza hut Driver
Pretty heavily Depressed
Prozac handouts Desired
Pretty heavy Diploma
Pretty horrible dissertation