Allan: What are you doing Saturday night?
Museum Girl: Committing suicide.
Allan: What about Friday night?
--Play it again, Sam
"My brain?! That's my second favorite organ!"
--Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex
"A relationship, I think, is like a shark. You know? It has to constantly move forward or it dies. And I think what we got on our hands is a dead shark."
(on sex)
"It was the most fun I ever had without laughing."
"Hey, don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love."
--Annie Hall
"Gentlemen, you know the rules--there are no rules. This is a fight to the finish. The first man who's dead loses."
-- Popeye
Jerry Maguire: I love you. You... you complete me. And I just...
Dorothy: Shut up, just shut up. You had me at "hello".
--Jerry Maguire