Ovum    941769 Thu, 08 Oct 09 03:05 AM Sometimes it happens because the women's bathroom is closed for cleaning or repairs. But there are times, through no fault of her own, when a woman is faced with using the men's restroom. She can only hope it doesn't happen during her childbearing years. A ripe reproductive system exposed to pathogens that virulent can only result in a sad, misshapen circus-grade mutant. I mean, men's bathrooms are like some kind of monstrous lab experiment gone horribly wrong. A HAZMAT suit doesn't even begin to offer protection against men's restroom germs. What is wrong with you people? . Ovum Mistakes

	Alan Brooks    941770 Thu, 08 Oct 09 03:56 AM "Sometimes it happens because the women's bathroom is closed for cleaning or repairs. But there are times, through no fault ... wrong. A HAZMAT suit doesn't even begin to offer protection against men's restroom germs. What is wrong with you people?" Rough day at the office, huh Lois? Maybe after a good night's sleep you'll be able to see guys accurately again and appreciate our devil-may-care approach to aiming at the toilet bowl. Alan Brooks A with an Underwood In space, no one can hear you stream. MWSM FAQ: http://www.panix.com/~mwsm/faq.html Filtering Trolls: http://www.panix.com/~mwsm/trolls.html Alan Brooks Mistakes

	Betterduck    941771 Thu, 08 Oct 09 04:26 AM "Sometimes it happens because the women's bathroom is closed for cleaning or repairs. But there are times, through no fault ... wrong. A HAZMAT suit doesn't even begin to offer protection against men's restroom germs. What is wrong with you people?" ***! Go to a Nightclub after last call and check out the difference between the mens room and the womens bathroom. The womens bathroom looks like a paper wad bomb went off in there! Sure men have terrible aim, but womens is worse, cause women hover squat, and then they miss badly! Also factor in, that the only people that take dumps at nightclubs or stadiums are people that have diaherria or some other doodoo *** problems and thats why you mostly see terrible looking stools at public places. Women hang out in bathrooms. Guys dont. Guy try to touch one thing and then leave as fast as possible without touching anything else, including the door handle. No handshake greetings. Women on the other hand touch everything, and they help each other with eye makeup and wipe away each others tears. The fishing boat doesn't have a bathroom/head. So the girls dont go on it. Rethink your rant. BD Betterduck Difference Between, Mistakes, Salutations

	Steven J. Weller    941772 Thu, 08 Oct 09 05:41 AM "Sometimes it happens because the women's bathroom is closed for ... against men's restroom germs. What is wrong with you people?" "***! Go to a Nightclub after last call and check out the difference between the mens room and the womens ... each others tears. The fishing boat doesn't have a bathroom/head. So the girls dont go on it. Rethink your rant." What Duck said. We don't socialize in bathrooms, we don't want to hang out in them - we're in, we're out, we're done. Life Continues, Despite Evidence to the Contrary Steven Steven J. Weller Difference Between

	Remysun    941786 Thu, 08 Oct 09 02:11 PM All the research I've read says the mens restroom is cleaner. Urinals eliminate contact with the facilities and reduce the demand for the stalls which you'd be using. But yeah, keep up the myth. Waiting to use a mens facility is darn near annoying. Remysun

	Martin B    941798 Thu, 08 Oct 09 06:57 PM We men have a lot to contend with. Even using the female Squat-n-Squirt method is problematic, owing to the angle of discharge being dependant on ambient temperature and degree of excitation. I have a couple of times pulled up my trousers and discovered them wet through, a result of peeing seated on very cold days. Much dabbing with wads of toilet paper ensues. Martin B Martin B Degree

	Avoid normal situations.    941799 Thu, 08 Oct 09 07:00 PM I nominate this for "MWSM Thread I Least Want To Read When I Wake Up In The Morning". alt.flame "can we please talk about Ingmar Bergman some more instead?" Special Forces "God is the immemorial refuge of the incompetent, the helpless, the miserable. They find not only sanctuary in His arms, but also a kind of superiority, soothing to their macerated egos. He will set them above their betters." H.L. Mencken Avoid normal situations...

	MC    941800 Thu, 08 Oct 09 07:15 PM "Even using the female Squat-n-Squirt method is problematic, owing to the angle of discharge being dependant on ambient temperature and degree of excitation." That might explain Cytherea. "If you can, tell me something happy." - Marybones MC Degree

	Wordsmith    941801 Thu, 08 Oct 09 07:20 PM "Sometimes it happens because the women's bathroom is closed for ... against men's restroom germs. What is wrong with you people?" "***! Go to a Nightclub after last call and check out the difference between the mens room and the womens ... So the girls dont go on it. Rethink your rant. BD- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text -" Hey, BD, women have to have some place to go to compare notes. W : ) Wordsmith Difference Between